3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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