belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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