We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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