I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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