i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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