butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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