he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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