Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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