next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I wear drunk well.
Randomize