Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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