90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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