Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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