This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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