I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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