Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I touched a dick in church today
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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