Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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