I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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