dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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