we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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