I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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