Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I am available for nakedness
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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