you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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