My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We named our party play list daddy issues
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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