Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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