my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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