She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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