real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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