his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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