haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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