so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
