maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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