Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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