mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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