I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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