Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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