I think im going to throw up on grandma
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
