For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You're like the curious george of whores
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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