It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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