Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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