what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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