So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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