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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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