Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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