Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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