Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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