Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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