What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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