singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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