Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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