hell yes lets make some ravioli
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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