Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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