Do vagina's smell?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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