Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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