used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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