Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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