That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
